Learn Spanish Rejections from the Best– David and the Wayne’s World Crew!

Rejection.  It’s just a fact of life.  For some, it is more common than others, but at one point or another, everyone gets rejected.  That is why we have dedicated a clip of Bueno, entonces… to the art of Spanish rejection.

And, aside from David being all-too-familiar with rejections from Jimena, we brought in another pair [...]

How to (not) Speak Spanish Like a Robot– Featuring David from Bueno, entonces…!

So by this point in time, David has definitely learned to put together sentences and actually SPEAK Spanish (and hopefully you have, too!)  Unfortunately, when speaking a new language, we all fall into the robot trap at one time or another.

What is the robot trap, you ask?  Watch and learn.  Well, no, don’t learn it– [...]

¡Como me gustarí­a ser tu bombero!

So there’s many ways to woo, but our favorite is through the art of piropos (pick-up lines).  Here, we provide you with yet another piropo to woo the crowds:

Si la felicidad es agua y el amor es fuego, ¡Como me gustarí­a ser tu bombero!

Alright, so the literal translation for this one is If happiness is [...]

Que Bolu…

Here’s an Argentine Internet company commercial to… well, not help you in your language learning endeavors, but it’s still worth a watch.

All you really need to know is ‘Que bolu,’ which is what they sing over [...]

Mi Jardí­n – A Piropo for the Romantics

We all love piropos (pick-up lines), and, like insults, you can never have too many at your disposal, which is why we are posting yet [...]

¿Quí© Pedo?

The translation for the Spanish slang word pedo is fart. As hideous of a word as that is (seriously, just typing it makes me cringe), in Spanish there are a bazillion different uses for it. Which ultimately means that there is no way in hell to avoid the word pedo. Ugh.

While pedo alone means [...]

Who will have been the pirate that lost this treasure?

Let’s check this out:

¿Quií©n – Who?
habrí¡ sido – will have been (verbs haber/ser)
el pirata – the pirate (male)
que – that
perdií³ – lost (verb: perder [to lose] –> preterite tense)
este – this
tesoro? – treasure

A few things:

1) The term ‘habrí¡ sido‘ is in the future perfect tense, meaning it hasn’t happened – the jackass who’s hitting on [...]

Masturbation and Reflexive Verbs

Learning about daily tasks and reflexive verbs has never been so, er, stimulating.

David & Jimena, our “protagonistas” if you will, are discussing their daily tasks when David asks Jimena what time she has sex. Jimena says at 9:30 AM, 3:20 PM, and 9:30 PM.

Then David, ever so inappropriately, asks her when she masturbates.

The verb masturbarse [...]

"Estí¡s mí¡s buena que comer dulce de leche con el dedo."

So, a valiant effort was made when trying to translate the above piropo on the Facebook Page, but damn, buena and dulce de leche just don’t sound right in English. A lot of the pickup lines in Spanish do NOT make sense in English whatsoever–we try to avoid these for the most part, [...]

Corta con Tanta Dulzura

Seriously, out with the sweetness. It’s disgusting.

Corta con tanta dulzura.
Corta=Cut it out–>comes from verb cortar (to cut)
con=with
tanta=so much
dulzura.=sweetness.
La dulce no quita la sed.
La dulce=The sweet
no quita=doesn’t quench–>comes from verb quitar (to take off)
la sed.=(the) thirst.
Arrolla la sed.
Arrolla= Crush
la sed.=(the) thirst.

We’re not so into the lovey dovey couples–we’re more the chase-and-conquer type. And for that, my [...]