So here are a few jokes(chistes) just to end the week with some humor.

Un hombre cae a un rí­o y es salvado por un habitante del lugar.
- Gracias por salvarme la vida. Le darí­a cincuenta dólares en agradecimiento, pero sólo tengo un billete de cien.
- Bueno, en ese caso, tí­rese al agua y lo rescato de nuevo.

A man fell into a river and was saved by someone who lived there
-Thanks for saving my life. I would give you $50 dollars in gratitude, but I only have a $100 bill.
-Well, in that case, throw yourself in the water and I’ll rescue you again

Un átomo viendo la cara de preocupado del otro le pregunta:
- ¿Por qué llevas esa cara?
- Es que perdí­ un electrón
- ¿Estás seguro?
- Sí­, estoy totalmente positivo

One atom, looking at the worried face of another, asks
“Why do you have that look on your face?”
-”It’s because I lost an electron”
“Are you sure?”
-”Yes, I am completely positive”

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So in English you say MILF when there is a really hot mom that you will like to… just try this Spanish phrase brought to you by Bueno, entonces…

Con esa mamá, para qué juguetes?

It translates: With that mom why would you need toys?

In spanish it does not sound as agressive as MILF in English. It’s more moderate, and it appeals more to the beauty of the mom rather than the action of having sex with her.

HOW IT WORKS: “Con” is a preposition and “esa” is a demonstrative pronoun to refer to “mamá” mom. The pronoun “para” denotes the reason and “qué” is an interrogative pronoun that Clustered to the noun “juguetes” toys, inquires the nature, quantity, intensity, of something.

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These come from an Argentine comic site, which contains numerous cartoons in Spanish. Can you guess what these cartoons mean before reading the translation?

Pay attention to the wordplay in this one:

Marriage tends to evolve like technology:
1: The Cassette (Cinta) Stage; She gets pregnant
2:The CD (Cede) Stage; He gives up everything
3: The DVD (Dividí­–>verbo ‘dividir’) Stage; Divide the house, divide the car, divide the savings.

Man: “To think that I knew her when she started!! The time passed and look: she changed her form, every time more stylish…today she is almost totally made of plastic…and every time faster!”
Woman: “I’m not sure if he is talking about the 20 years of the computer, or about Pamela Anderson.”

“Honey, what is worse? Ignorance or indifference?”
“I don’t know, nor do I care.”

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